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3/27/14
Chancellor McCracken announced himself as the ninth recipient of the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor to celebrate and recognize extreme excellence in educational achievement.

1/15/14 The student newspaper The Alabama Pacifician Herald Dispatch investigates campus scandal and presses the Provost for answers to student rights question.

12/16/13
Today is final exam do-over day. If you want to retake your exact final exam,
contact your instructor prior to 12/13/13. You can the test over again and receive
the better grade of the two. The two exam grades will NOT be averaged.

8/20/13 Alabama Pacific University welcomed back students with a picnic featuring barbecue, potato chips and cool aid. Country music was provided.

5/01/13 Chancellor McCracken reminded students to prepare for finals and that those that have not paid will not receive their grades until their payment is received in full. Gradebook function has been disabled for students delinquent in payment.

4/09/13 The student newspaper The Alabama Pacifician Herald Dispatch contains a story of significant interest to the campus community regarding the greatest threat to the student body.

3/15/13
Chancellor McCracken announced that many students had become delinquent in payment of their tuition. An investigation is underway.

11/09/12 The student newspaper The Alabama Pacifician Herald Dispatch features a strong warning issued to faculty from the Provost concerning the allotment of election related extra credit to student participation in the recent election.

11/07/12
Chancellor McCracken announced that all college employees will participate in a day of college mourning due to the election outcome.

10/31/12 Alabama Pacific University encourages all students to vote for Mitt Romney. Students voting for Mitt will have a free day during the election.

8/13/12 Alabama Pacific University Press unveiled its 2012 Catalog.

7/02/12
Chancellor McCracken announced that all college employees will participate in the summer call back plan.  This is an effort to call all students to make sure they come back in the fall semester. 

6/25/12 The Alabama Pacific University Press will issue a 2012 Catalog and offer publication updates via its facebook page.   

5/20/12 Alabama Pacific University congratulates its largest graduating class since 2011.  The ceremony brought in students and their families from 12 states and 4 countries.  The county music trio Hawlin It performed and provided the benedition.  Mr. Oxsmall provided the commencement address titled, "Man Up or Get Out: So Get It Done."  It lasted a record 246 minutes. 

3/14/12 Chancellor McCracken announced Dr. Drew Peacock as the seventh receipient of the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor. Dr. Peacock is recognized for his work with Mrs. Kinderland for establishing the Alabama Pacific University Press.

1/15/12
Chancellor McCracken welcomed back students for the Spring Semester with an address titled, "Now It Is Your Time."  Also he announced that the events from 8/15/11 to 12/26/11 be removed from the public college record.  The Ombudsman position has been permanently discontinued.

7/29/11
Chancellor McCracken announced that all college personnel participate in the summer call back plan.  This is an effort to call all students to make sure they come back in the fall semester. 

6/17/11 Chancellor McCracken congratulated the career placement person on the large number of recent APU graduates that are now gainfully employed. 

5/14/11 Alabama Pacific University wishes congratulations to its largest graduating class in its history.  The Commencement Ceremony featured a speech by Chancellor McCracken and a performance by the country music trio Hawlin It. 

1/06/11
Chancellor McCracken welcomed students back to campus with a speech titled, "Welcome Back." The ceremony was closed with singing of the theme called Welcome Back. Mountain Thunder was served to students and faculty.

12/10/10
Chancellor McCracken publically announced student grades for designated classes at a college assembly.

9/14/10
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University had record enrollment for the fall semester. Both Campus and Online classes were filled to capacity to the point that new sessions for some classes were opened. 


5/25/10
Chancellor McCracken and students recognized faculty for successfully publishing books under the Alabama Pacific University Press Imprint:
Dr. Drew Peacock for Reconsideration of Folly
Adjunct Glander Vandergilersky for Animal Advisors
Adjunct Blake Antonio Warner Levits for Final Descent and Hitler's Mistress

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1/05/10
Chancellor McCracken welcomed students back to campus with a speech titled, "The Future of Americanism and Those Who Wish to End It."

12/17/09
Chancellor McCracken held a Holiday Celebration with students on the campus grounds. Fried squash and popped corn were liberally served.

8/25/09
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University had a significantly higher than expected enrollment for the fall semester.  Credit was given to the new college extranet portal and the revolutionary NO PLAGIARISM GUARANTEE.  To celebrate the Collegium provided an extra $125 to the library to purchase new books and informatical resources.

5/24/09
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was fiscally solvent in accordance with the standards for the NAAUCU  colleges.  However, the Collegium de Alabamius (Board of Directors) refused to approve the purchase of recently closed Sports University of Central Kansas.

3/17/09
Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the fifth Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor.

2/17/09
Chancellor McCracken announced that the Collegium de Alabamius (Board of Directors) refused to approve the addition of Bounty Hunting, Homeland Security, and Insect Breeder certificates to the university online certificates. 

1/10/09
Professor Chancellor McCracken led a series of thankfulness ceremonies for the leadership of United States President Bush. Also Chancellor McCracken's hunting dog, Cornwallis Augratan turned ten years old.  Mountain Thunder was served in the library.

12/17/08
Chancellor McCracken announced the revolutionary NO PLAGIARISM GUARANTEE. Any student enrolling in Alabama Pacific University can NEVER be charged with Plagiarism.

8/12/08
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001. Alabama Pacific University is a founding member of the organization and Chancellor Dr. McCracken was elected to lead the organization for another term.

7/24/08
Chancellor McCracken announced the final sale of the Michigan location to Acceptance college for an undisclosed amount. Michigan students may take online classes, move to Arkansas, or enlist in Acceptance College.


3/15/08
Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the fourth Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor.

2/15/08
Chancellor McCracken announced that hotplates could no longer be used in the campus library due to burning smells and the burning of two students attempting to heat canned ravioli.

1/08/08
Professor Chancellor McCracken announced the sale of the Michigan campus failed. 

11/19/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced that the school has sold its stake in the Kansas Intelligent Design Institute. Dr. Michael Taurus, Dean of Intelligent Design and Revisionist History, will be the leader of the new independent institution. Taurus will be replaced by Drew Peacock.

Dr. Peacock holds a paraprofessinal certificate in Home Health Care from Franklin Academy of Remedial Training, an associates of science degree in Climatic Determinism from The American School of Science, a bachelors degree in Interpretive Dance from the Intra Continental Institute and a Masters Degree in Revisionist History from Alabama Pacific University Online. Dr. Peacock received his PhD. in Conservatism from the American Freedom College. Peacock has been an adjunct professor for APU Online and The American School of Science.


11/18/07
Alabama Pacific University was massively sanctioned and threated with probation and/or expulsion by the NAAUCU. The following issues must be posted on the APU website and corrected within 90 days.

As a result of the recent visit, the following majors will be discontinued: Bachelors degrees in Geography, Karate, Television/VCR Repair, Nursing Attendant, Proof Reading, Physical Education, Internet Gambling, and Advanced Cashiering. These programs may be offered as associates degrees. Revisionist Mathematics may not be reoffered at any level due to lack of qualified faculty.

The Master programs in Physical Education and Gaming are immediately discontinued. The Master's of Internet Usage will not be offered.

Alabama Pacific University will be expelled from the NAAUCU if it ever sells students to another college again. The Student Council will be reformed on November 26. All former officers will be invited to return. All students sold to Van Meldone Technical School will be allowed free readmission to APU. Those returning will receive a 75% minimum tuition discount. Those not returning will receive a full refund for all coursework taken at APU.


3/23/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken reported that APU is under investigation by the NAAUCU due to student complaints concerning the selling of students to another college. "Alabama Pacific University is the major league of the NAAUCU and we will fully cooperate and comply with their findings in the rare case that any are offered. NAAUCU accreditation is the bedrock for all we do." The NAAUCU will offer its findings before its December Board Meeting.


3/18/07
Chancellor McCracken announced that campus librarian Claude Balzac is the fifth recipient of the Alabama Pacific Chancellor's Award of Excellence.


2/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced the school returned to solvency after it sold some donated real estate in Michigan. The plans to open a Michigan Alabama Pacific University location have been put on hold.


1/29/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced the disbanning of the Student Council after campus protests concerning the selling 35 students to another college. While all of their credits will transfer, the students were still unreasonable. As part of an extremely generous compromise, transfered students may take another degree from Alabama Pacific University Online for an incredible 3% discount.


1/26/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announced that due to decreased cash flow, Alabama Pacific University would put on hold its Online Stock Car Racing Degree and also sell 35 students to another college. All of their credits will transfer, but they will finish their degrees at an undisclosed school.


1/15/07
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken returned financial aid operations to campus after it was discovered that no one followed up on the Financial Aid issue and it was indeed outsourced to Hondoras. "We realized something was wrong when like all our students were not here man." said the Chancellor. "It was like how are we going to pay the bills." Sorry  

10/28/06 Dr. Chancellor MacCracken announced that the school was considering adding an online associates degree and certificate program in Stock Car Driving Online. A decision will be made concerning this program in June 2007. 
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3/19/06
Chancellor McCracken announced the firing of Financial Director Dick Gozinia for gross incompetence. Financial aid will continue to be handled by us. Outsourcing this to a foreign country would be incredibly stupid.

3/15/06 Director of Financial Aid Dick Gozinia announced that all student aid functions would be outsourced to Hondoras.

3/10/06 Chancellor McCracken announced that Dick Gozinia is the fourth recipient of the Alabama Pacific Chancellor's Award of Excellence.

1/27/06
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken announces the reassignment of Dick Gozinia to to the Director of Financial Aid. Gozinia was recently the dean of the now defunct Business Department.

1/26/06
Chancellor Dr. Phil MacCracken returned to his duties and announced that APU will now offer a program in online gaming. The Chancellor also congratulated campus librarian Claude Balzac on his new Techno-Library innovation.  This allows APU to assist other unaccredited colleges in providing library services. 

12/21/05 Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University ordered the program offerings be fully indicated on the website.  View programs for our offerings

10/19/05
Chancellor McCracken announced from his sick bed that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001. 

9/15/05
Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University announced that the Theology Department has been renamed the Feminist Theology Department.  "This liberalizes our theological coursework to balance out our offerings in Intelligent Design.  It is important that APU maintains broad appeal.  Our unaccredited status hinders significantly our ability to compete in the higher education market.  This change will make our overall offerings more balanced and dynamic."

8/24/05
Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University announced the appointment of Reverend Michael Taurus as the new Chairman of the Intelligent Design Department.  He will also oversee the Revisionist History Department which was recently removed from the American Studies Department.  Rev. Taurus completed his B.A from the Basin Ridge Evangelical American School for Teachers.  He holds a Master Certificate in Fruit Fly Breeding from the American School of Science and a Ph.D in Conservatism from America First Online Freedom College.  Alabama Pacific University will become one of the first colleges to not only offer a class in Intelligent Design, but to offer a degree.

7/14/05 Dr. Dick Zucker, Provost of University Operations and former Chancellor of Alabama Pacific University announced that our institution has ceased all connections with the National University and Technical School.  "APU has sold all of its holdings related to National.  We are NOT connected in anyway.  Stop sending us letters; we cannot do anything about them."

6/17/05
Chancellor McCracken injured himself during an online physical education class and has taken medical leave.  Former Chancellor and Provost of University Operations Dick Zucker will act as Chancellor until Dr. McCracken's return. 

6/17/05
Chancellor McCracken announced a major reorganization of the college.  The college will immediately drop the offerings for Philosophy, and Political Science.  Geography, Business, Management, and International Business will be taught to completion.  New students in those programs will not be accepted after May 2006.  No other school offers 8-Track Repair, this degree program will be added to a streamlined TV/VCR Repair Department.  Online Karate will become its own department and the TV/VCR/8 Track Repair Program will become part of the American Studies Department. 

6/15/05
Chancellor McCracken announced the demotion of Anita Cock to professor and the hiring of Dick Gozinia as the Dean of of Business, Management and International Business.  Gozinia becomes the first racial minority to chair a department at Alabama Pacific University.  He earned his B.A. in American Studies from Alabama Pacific University Online and his Certificate of Sports Trivia from the Sports University of Central Kansas. 

4/12/05
Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001.  The NAAUCU Oversight Board will visit Alabama Pacific University in August 2005 for an update visit. 

3/15/05
Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the third Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor.

12/15/2004
Chancellor McCracken announced the sale of the Tagoma Institute charter to the previous owners.  He also announced that APU is searching for a buyer for the charter to National University and Technical School.

12/05/2004
Professor Buster Hymen, Dean of the American Studies Department was listed as the least influential American Studies professor in a journal concerning American Studies. 

9/25/04 Professor Jenny Tull, Dean of Revisionist History issued her support to Lyndon Larouche.  "He is the best Democrat on the ticket."  This is only reported as news to show that Alabama Pacific University recognizes the opinions of both Republicans and demo-rats.  The institutional is officially not in politics.   

9/21/04
Chancellor Phil McCracken announced his support for G. W. Bush in the U.S. Presidential Election.  "No candidate bester reflect the hopes and dreams of the placentaria than Bush.  Not that he shouldn't have a new term, but must have a new term to protect and secure us from evil." 

6/15/04
Reverend Ivana Jackov Dean of Online Students reported that APU Online students had the lowest rate of unwanted pregnancy of any internet school. 

3/15/04
Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the second Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor. 

9/14/03
The purchase of the National University and Technical School and Tagoma Institute was completed.  Both are now recognized as being merged into Alabama Pacific University.

6/01/03
Alabama Pacific University acquired National University and Technical School and Tagoma Institute of Technology from an NAAUCU creditor.

3/12/03
Chancellor McCracken announced that he was the first Chancellor of Alabama Pacific to be honored by receiving the Chancellor's Award of Excellence given out each year by the Alabama Pacific University Chancellor. 

10/03/02 Chancellor McCracken announced that Alabama Pacific University was accredited by the NAAUCU in January of 2001. 

09/01/02  Alabama Pacific University has named Dr. Phil McCracken Chancellor.  He replaces Dr. Dick Zucker who was demoted to Provost of University Operations.  Dr. McCracken worked closely with Dr. Craven Moorehead on the creation of the online degree program for Karate.

04/04/02  Professors have developed an online program to deliver the Granton Exam Preparatory Test.  The Granton Exam is the exam in which all APU students must pass to complete the Master's Program in American Studies.

08/31/01  Alabama
Pacific University is proud to announce our new Master of Arts Degree in Revisionist History.       

06/01/01  Alabama Pacific University now has E-MAIL accounts for all students.       

01/21/01  OUR ONLINE DEGREES HAVE BEEN ACCREDITED BY THE NAAUCU.  WE ARE EXTREMELY EXCITED ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENT.  THANK YOU TO ALL THE FACULTY AND STUDENTS THAT HAVE MADE THIS HAPPEN.  TOGETHER THERE IS NO END TO WHAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH.



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